"That was the last fukkin straw

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"Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track.
I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their
own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call
the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all
well there and then we proceed to our seats.


Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in
the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class
act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be.
I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have
fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National
but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.


We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini
pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without
all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy “who do you like in the 2nd at
Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his
reply was” It is all business JJ”” I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed
or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket
browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I
waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him
“hey TS how is Bowmans”? I swear again he goes “JJ it is all business” I am just
looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to
me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7
times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the
same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.


This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I
would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just
starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his
shirt pocket!!! He says to me” JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.” It came out of the blue
and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown
has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and
it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him “hey Julian what books do
you use?” He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am
saying under my breathe “who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there”. He had to
look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his
head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd “ All
Rise” in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone
would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I
better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or
something.!!!


Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about
gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well
boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than
our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me
in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering
with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop
suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin
yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night
and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to
read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is
just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has
a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in
disbelief going “what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is” and saying to my myself “what the
*** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the
street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right
sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so
loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then.
I quietly backed away from this guy.


Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe
on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated),
Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did
not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I
shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in
the same areas as me and he whispers to me “JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going
what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the
*** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a
suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk
to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this
guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???


Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this….. The trunk is full
of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!!
I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts???
This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls
out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts
laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts
pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling “Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last
fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.
Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and
I mean everyone of us!!!"


No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why
we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting
to believe I just might be the top 5 “normal” posters here.
 

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my adhd will not allow me to read a post this long, i'll give it a try after i medicate. good to see you x as you seemed to be away for a bit.
 

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from the terms..."boys" and "fukkin" that are used 7867436543787 times, this is some jjgold at his best.
 

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someone remind him to order more straws
 

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hahahhahahhaha the one dude just carries around a deck of cards at all times...doing card tricks and shit..hahahhahaa
 

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